Yes, that's right. For reasons I can't even begin to explain, I decided to crochet a tribble. Finally a use for that eyelash yarn I bought in a fit of insanity last winter!
Anyway, if you want your own tribble, it's a very simple pattern. I'm only posting it because a friend wants it.
Supplies
Yarn Bee Wild Child, Port Wine (one half skein)
Yarn Bee Wild Child, Swiss Alm (one half skein)
K hook
Yarn needle
Three handfuls of polyester stuffing
Hold two strands together throughout. It can be the same yarn, or two different ones.
Top half
Round 1: Using the magic adjustable ring, ch 1, then sc 8. Join.
Round 2: Ch 1 for the turning ch, then sc 2 in ea sc. (16 st)
Round 3: Ch 1 for turning ch, *sc 2 in next sc, sc 1 in next sc* repeat 7 more times, then join. (24 st)
Round 4: Ch 1 for turning ch, *sc 1 in next 2 sc, sc 2 in next sc* repeat 7 more times, then join. (32 st)
Round 5: Ch 1 for turning ch, *sc 2 in first sc, sc 1 in next 7 sc* repeat 3 more times, then join. (36 st)
Round 6: Ch 1 for turning ch, sc 1 in ea sc, join. (36 st)
Round 7: repeat
Round 8: repeat
Round 9: repeat
Leave a very long tail on this, three to four times the circumference of the piece; you'll use it to sew the pieces together.
Bottom Half
Round 1: Using the magic adjustable ring, ch 1, then sc 8. Join.
Round 2: Ch 1 for the turning ch, then sc 2 in ea sc. (16 st)
Round 3: Ch 1 for turning ch, *sc 2 in next sc, sc 1 in next sc* repeat 7 more times, then join. (24 st)
Round 4: Ch 1 for turning ch, *sc 1 in 5 next sc, sc 2 in next sc* repeat 3 more times, then join. (28 st)
Round 5: Ch 1 for turning ch, *sc 2 in next sc, sc 1 in next 6 sc*, repeat 3 more times, then join. (32 st)
Round 6: Ch 1 for turning ch, *sc 1 in next 7 sc, sc 2 in next sc* repeat 3 more times, then join. (36 st)
Round 7: Ch 1 for turning ch, sc 1 in ea sc. (36 st)
Assembly
I won't even pretend this is the best way to sew together a tribble; but it worked.
First, look at your tribble pieces and decide which side you want to be on the outside. It's quite possible that the wrong side will be fluffier; it was on mine. If necessary, use a yarn needle to pull the tails from the adjustable ring to the inside.
Place the wrong sides together. Thread your yarn needle with the long tails from the top half. Line up the stitches, and whipstitch the two pieces together using one or two stitches per pair of single crochet stitches. (Your two halves will probably have slightly different diameters, but both have the exact same number of stitches. As long as you line up the stitches, it will all work out.) Leave enough of a gap to turn your tribble right side out.
Once you've turned the tribble, stuff it. You don't want it packed firm, but you will probably need more stuffing that you think. (Unless you've made lots of stuffed toys.) Once you like your results, stitch the opening shut.
Knot the ends, then thread the needle with only one strand of the yarn. Squeeze the tribble flat, then push the needle into the seam near the knot and pull it out through the top or bottom of the tribble. Still squeezing the tribble, trim the end close to the piece. Once you let it go, the end will disappear into the body. Repeat with the other strand of yarn.
The seam will probably be very visible, but you can fix that. The long fluffy pieces will be stuck in the seam. Use your needle or fingers to pull the fibers loose, and the stitching will disappear. Take care, though, that you don't snag the body of the yarn (the thick part you crocheted with.)
And that's it. This is my first time writing out a pattern, so I hope it makes sense.